Once you purchase this domain, our team will send you detailed instructions on how to transfer the domain to your ownership.
Purchase with an independent Escrow service. Your funds will be held securely by Escrow.com until the domain is successfully transferred.
[Scene opens with Hank, dressed in a suit of Ohio maps, holding a corn cob microphone.] Hank: Step right up to the weirdest, wildest, wackadoodle world of OnlyInOhio.com! [Gary enters, looking around in disbelief at the chaotic fair.] Hank: Welcome to Ohio! The land where normal is just a setting on the dryer! [Janet cartwheels over, half her body dressed as a cardinal, the other half a buckeye nut.] Janet: You're just in time for the synchronized swimming corn stalk show! [Cut to a pool where corn stalks in swimming caps perform a water ballet.] Gary: (stunned) Do corn stalks usually swim in Ohio? Hank: In Ohio, corn can do anything! [Scene shifts to a roller coaster booth with a loop-the-loop around a giant buckeye nut.] Janet: And here’s our turbo-charged, buckeye loop-the-looper coaster! Gary: (eyes wide) That's... physically impossible! Hank: (proudly) Not in Ohio! [Cut to a chili booth with a human-sized chili bowl on stilts, serving chili.] Janet: Behold, our towering chili bowl mascot, serving our sky-high chili! Gary: (incredulously) A walking chili bowl? Chili Bowl Mascot: (in a deep, dramatic voice) Only in Ohio! [Gary tries the chili, served on a flying drone, and his eyes pop in surprise.] Gary: (amazed) It’s... actually good? [Hank and Janet share a triumphant nod.] Hank: And for our grand, bizarre finale! [A band of mismatched instruments enters, playing a tune that's a cross between rock and polka. Everyone in the fair, including the bizarre Ohio characters, joins in a chaotic dance.] Janet: It's the Great Ohio Mashup Dance! [Gary, now completely swept up in the absurdity, starts dancing in a wild, exaggerated style.] Gary: (laughing) When in Ohio, embrace the madness! Hank: Exactly! In Ohio, we're not just a state, we're a state of bewildering, delightful chaos! [The scene closes with everyone dancing in an outlandish, over-the-top manner, Gary now a fully converted Ohioan, wearing a giant foam buckeye hat.] [Fade out.]
Once you purchase this domain, our team will send you detailed instructions on how to transfer the domain to your ownership.
Purchase with an independent Escrow service. Your funds will be held securely by Escrow.com until the domain is successfully transferred.
Once you complete the payment for your domain, you will have access to our Transfer Center where you can select your transfer preference (i.e. Domain Registrar where you would like the domain transferred to). Our domain transfer specialists will also reach out to you via email along with detailed instructions for the domain transfer. Typically most transfers are initiated within 24 hours of domain purchase.
If you need assistance at any time, you can reach our transfer specialists 24x7 via chat, email or phone.
Once you complete the payment for your domain, you will have access to our Transfer Center where you can select your transfer preference (i.e. Domain Registrar where you would like the domain transferred to). Our domain transfer specialists will also reach out to you via email along with detailed instructions for the domain transfer. Typically most transfers are initiated within 24 hours of domain purchase.
If you need assistance at any time, you can reach our transfer specialists 24x7 via chat, email or phone.
If for some reason you do not wish to move forward with the purchase, you are entitled to a refund as long as following conditions are met:
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